an alternate spelling of moon, can mean whatever the user desires. can be used to express happiness, surprise, heartbreak, anger, and anything else.
usually followed by an emoji or emoticon
guy 1: Hey, how are you taking the breakup?
guy 2: mon 🥺💔
A mons can find varies uses of a hoover - handy when dealing with a 1cm insect. However she can sometimes defend Brighton airport which isn't actually an airport... she is deluded about the area she lives in - she thinks its nice but in reality its got nothing on donny. Mons also cant live without a shads in her life, fully dependant on his existence. She is known to suck at naughts and crosses.
Karen stop being such a mons
Sorry, im being such a mons today
The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.
Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.
Mon is an edgy teen who is captivated by stormy weather and lolis. He possesses supernatural laziness and will stay in bed all day if possible.