A mons can find varies uses of a hoover - handy when dealing with a 1cm insect. However she can sometimes defend Brighton airport which isn't actually an airport... she is deluded about the area she lives in - she thinks its nice but in reality its got nothing on donny. Mons also cant live without a shads in her life, fully dependant on his existence. She is known to suck at naughts and crosses.
Karen stop being such a mons
Sorry, im being such a mons today
The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.
Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.
Mon is an edgy teen who is captivated by stormy weather and lolis. He possesses supernatural laziness and will stay in bed all day if possible.
An individual who loves to play Hello Neighbour. This person especially loves when you throw away the flashlight!
Wow! You love playing hello neighbour so much, you must be a Mon!