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A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
Being completely blitzed or drunk.
When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
Making noises that are similar to people who are learning impaired.
Robert joins voice chat
- Hello Austin
Austin join voice chat
- Sinvdnbvdfnbjisnbb
Robert replies
- Ok nice Normistic noises Austin
It’s basically a notification noise turned meme that’s kinda irrelevant now sooo…
Person 1; ayo what’s up
Person 2; *samsung noises*
Person 1; not u too!??? AHHHHHHHHH
Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.
Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.
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Slurp is the sound you make in an awkward situation, to break tension. Slurp is also used to piss people off.*SLURP* < make the noise.
Slurp noise:
Person1: Yo man, i did'nt get any sleep last night, my sister was slamming the door!
Person2: *SLURP*
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