have a spoon

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass

Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!

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having a toss

having a toss means having a or masturbating

i was having a toss the other night

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Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.

Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"

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have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

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Having the Poynter's in

A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.

It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.

'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'

'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'

'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted

Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.

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they have an app for that

A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.

Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.

Saying this automatically makes you popular.

Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.

Patrick: They have an app for that.

Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.

Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.

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Having a sit

When you are sitting around with friends and everyone has an idea of something to do, but there is no consensus, so a lot of time passes and you realize that nothing has been done...but everyone still had a blast hanging out. You have been having a sit.

Alternatively, one can proactively avoid the back and forth decision about making plans that don’t come to fruition by just being upfont and suggesting a sit.

After a couple of hours of hanging out, good convo, laughter and not deciding on anything...you have been having a sit

Person 1: “What’s going on tomorrow night?”
Person 2: states several things of little interest to the group
Person 3: “Anyone wanna get together and have a sit?”
Group: “Hell yeah, that sounds good!”
Or
Person 1: “What did you guys do last night?”
Person 2: “We just had a sit”