Okay, the people who said all those negative things on Long Island is, one word: WRONG.
I'm not saying Long Island is all that, not at all. It's the southeastern part of NY, so no, it's not upstate, or NYC. I wouldn't have to say this, but just in case you don't know your geography. Nassau and Suffolk counties are pretty much what makes up the official Long Island region. It's a homeland to many famous celebrities you probably wouldn't expect of used to live or currently still live here. The Hamptons and the beaches are so beautiful and a place you wouldn't want to forget. Schools are amazing and are often known for it's prestigious honor in certain subjects or departments of strength. People... are just people everywhere else, they can be nice, generous, or a complete and total fag. No places are considered "ghetto" here.. Really. But there are some towns that consist of constant robberies, bad schools and just an awful reputation in general. There's a difference, though, between North Shore and South Shore. To my opinion, North Shore is a billion times better based on the environment - better for a lifestyle while the South Shore is.. A better place to chill in the summer. If you love NYC but hate living in the crowded places, Long Island is a great place to start. Distance runs from 20 minutes to about an hour and a half when using any type of transportation. Don't walk, you'll never get there.
Long Island, NY is your kinda place
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The hatred of brown people including but not limited to:
hindus
7-11 employees
Muslims
a-rabs
terrorists
people that think the swastika is still a sufficient peace sign
people that enjoy the movie "slumdog millionaire"
non-supporters of George W. Bush (most american president since Abe lincoln and his hairy chest)
people who masturbate to curry
people who have forgotten showers exist
vegetarians
people that dont eat cows or pigs
people that worship and/or engage in intercourse with cows
mega nerds
people with abnormally hairy arms
people that cant masturbate to the american flag or bald eagles
and occasionaly UPS workers
1-Going into the marines has taught me the importance of teaching Mis-brownpeople-ny in our school systems
2- a major requirement to work for airport security is you have to bea strong believer in Mis-brownpeople-ny
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There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...
1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.
2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.
3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.
Im not against any part of NY, ive lived in all 3 locations. Its all simply the truth...
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Not all white jews like everybody might think. we have it all rich neighborhoods poor neighbor hoods and middle class. if u like beaches you will like LI. It does get boring because it is only so big.
I went to school wit thugs nerds jews catholics spanish and asians u can get it all on Long Island,NY
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style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.
russ was laughing at randalls shirt so randall used his
expert skills in ny kwon do and kicked his ass.
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A small town in the middle of nowhere. Kind of like a hole in the wall, except the town version. A good place to go if you're looking to be really bored and spend time with lots of people who are.....down on their luck. Watch out for guidos!
1: Hey, why weren't you at the party last night?
2: I felt like being lame and boring, so I hung out in the woods over in Franklin Square, NY.
1: Wow, never talk to me again.
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When you are so bored you look at the search bar and notice it says "Type any word..." but you type it without any vowels and you end up here
Typ ny wrd... in the urban dictionary
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