skank o'clock

When you see a massive skank, you shout out "Skank, my ~O'Clock", depending where he/she is from you. And yes ~there are such things as a male skank.

My skank o'clock reads 3 o'clock

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drunk o'clock

The hour or so immediately following Last Call when the roads are flooded with habitual drunk drivers. Driving during drunk o'clock is exceedingly dangerous for fairly obvious reasons. Most sane people are home with the doors locked during this time.

Sometimes also called drunk thirty

Steve was ecstatic to learn that the night shift paid a whole $1.50 an hour extra. Little did he realize that night shift meant getting out of work at exactly the same time the bars close and having to drive home at drunk o'clock

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Batt o'clock

Anytime after 10.45am.

As in what time is it? - It's Batt o'clock! Or I see you are working to the clock of the half wit fuckstick that is Steve Batt! ( As in you don't like to get out of bed and do your job at a reasonable time )

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Beer O'clock

The time when it is no longer legal to sell alchohol.

Lets get to the store before Beer O'Clock, I gotta get something to eat.

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stupid o'clock

Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time

In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."

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bear o'clock

time for beer

dark bean:its time for bear o'clock

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drop o'clock

the paramount time to swallow or drop your pill of ecstasy. or drug of choice.

" Yo Bobby it's drop o'clock!"
" Sweet, chuck us a pill"

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