the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.
Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."
Guy 2: "well did you make it?"
Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"
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When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.
That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
“Gotta go to Oklahoma” is when you are defecating on a guys chest along side of the road. You say “ i gotta go to Oklahoma” that way your friends would not sUspect you are a public poop freak.
Example: “This covid has me stressin out, i need to take a trip… Gotta go to Oklahoma”
A really tiny town where everyone thinks theyre from, 'The hood' and pretend to be gangster. Almost everyone is a cowboy/cowgirl but boast about using drugs, their rap skills, almost everyone is pregnant by 16, or in jail at least once by 16.
'Boise city oklahoma is fucking lit, I love weeedddd'
When a man fucks a girl in the chili ring, and then he pulls it out of her and she precedes to eat his corn covered dick.
Robby: Man I gave Sally an Oklahoma corn-dog last night!
Jim: Ohh man that's so crazy!!
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The act of sodomising a colostomy hole; a homosexual male couple that enjoys regular anal intercourse may find this act necessary after one or possibly both of the couple recieve a colostomy procedure.
A certain individual had colon cancer and he now is required to gain sexual pleasure through penetration of his colostomy hole(Oklahoma O-Ring).
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An Oklahoma Corn Cob, is where you stick a corn cob into a girls vagina during a period until she cums on it. Then you proceed to eat the cob with all the extra toppings.
The other day my girl friend was on her period and to relieve her stress we performed the oklahoma corn cob.
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