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Moby Dick's Dick

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.

Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!

by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dick

an object which protrudes between the legs of a male and which serves to reproduce ourselves. When you're gay you may also use it to procure a certain feeling which is rather confortable and makes you feel good... syn: nob,etc...

Yo bitch, suck my dick right now, i feel like it...

by Nobsucker March 13, 2005

62πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


dick

1) some long,, short,, fat,, or skinny dangley thing in between the legs.

2) the third leg.
....are you that dumb to be lookin up this word !?

sabalaba dick ding dong..

by MOLLYBANN January 29, 2010

26πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


dick

short for richard

me:hey dick
dick:it’s richard buddy

by fairlawnnigga December 23, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick

Something girls, gay, transgender, or bisexual people suck on, Jelious people masturbate with, something cum spews out of, and more of that shit.

Gay person / etc: I wanna suck your dick.

by Uhmmmmmmm idk November 1, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick

Military slang for a drum mag.

John: Hey I just bought a new dick!
Nicky: You can't but a new dick.
John: I meant a magazine for my .44 HK USP, it's full of .55 cal bullets!
Nicky: Oh, well um, bye.
Nicky goes outside to think about her life

by Fake PurpleShep May 21, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick

Long squirmy wormy thing or your greatest enemy ever

Jeffery is a dick

by Userlol69 March 5, 2022

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž