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Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.
Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.
Tipi lord is when you slap your cock on her pussy a few time just to be sure there’s nothing else in there
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Come one with a consistently growing bean head in the shape of an egg on its side (E.G David usen is a yam lord )
Wow David your head is so yam you yam lord.
When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.
Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.
A female who lied about her age to get into the porn industry in the 70's and 80's. Best known for her moaning.
Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"
Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"
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People who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. Rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.
We asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the cockroaches, but he won't do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.
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the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky
I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*
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