roll it out

Metaphor to rolling out your large member like a roll of carpet

It wasn’t bad enough that Kat kept her big bitch pants on and blueprinted the boy fuck who only wanted a cookie the Italian lover Tony hd to roll it out to give the final seal of disapproval

G-Roll

A big wad of cash stuffed in ones drawers (pants).More than anyone should carry around with them,formed mostly with 100 and 50 dollar bills

"yo,whatchu doin wit dat G-Roll stuffed in yo drawers? Someone gonna jump yo punk ass and take it!"

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rolling in the hay

Having sex redneck style

I caught Tom and Judy rolling in the hay behind the barn.

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rolling stone

A person who likes to move often or is unwilling to settle down in one place or with one person or both. This phrase is based on the old saying "a rolling stone gathers no moss."

"Papa was a rolling stone, my son.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
(And when he died) All he left us was alone."

-THE TEMPTATIONS

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pork roll

n: a pork meat found almost exlusively in New Jersey. It can be compared to ham, sausage, bacon, or Canadian bacon, but it has its own distinct flavor. Pork Roll is primarily eaten as a breakfast meat, and usually fried and eaten on a sandwich with eggs and/or cheese. It is also referred to as Taylor Ham, but this is a misnomer because Taylor Ham is a brand name of pork roll, which is the product.

Hey, Tim, want to go to the diner and get some pork roll sandwiches?

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Phil Roll

In the same vein of the incredibly influential Rick Roll. The Phil Roll is the art of making someone click onto a link of Phil Collins' song; 'Wear My Hat'. Quite possibly the shittest song known to humanity. Similarly to the noble Rick Roll, this is done so as to illicit confusion and or anger from the recently duped party. Extra Points can be earned if you manage to:
A) Get them to watch the entire video.
B) Incite anger
C) Simulataneously achieve multiple targets
D) Somehow manage to get them to watch it again (eg by posting the same video under a different link).

Chaslie: Oh so here's the link to that video i was talking about. you know the frog being raped by the chimpanzee: sends link

Target: Dude WTF?

Chaslie: Oh shit sorry wrong link, here's the correct one: sends different link

Target: For fuck sake man, what's with the Phil Collins love fest.

Chasllie: Bitch you just got Phil Rolled.

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Barrel Roll

Z or R twice!

Starfox barrel rolls

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