Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

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steel wheel

One of many slang terms referencing steel reserve. Also known as a wheel.

Friend1: "Yo Steve, how many steel wheel's you want for the Skins game this week"
Steve: "Its a night game, better make it two"

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stainless steel

a knife

i'll shank you with my stainless steel blud

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Detroit Steel

The extremely rigid, rock-hard, ever-lasting hard-on of man from the D.

"Ummmmm, Detroit Steel."
"You can't bend steel."
"Amazing!"
"I can't go no more"..."look at it...yes you can"

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steel monkey

An Orange flavored JOOSE mixed with a Steel Reserve 40oz.

"I blacked out again after drinking a steel monkey"

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Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.

Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!

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sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a Fantasy Football team that was created to try to instill fear into other teams in the league. Though like the team it pays homage to the Pittsburgh Steelers, they are just the laugh of the league. Also like the Pittsburgh Steelers, this team has perfected the art of Shitting the Bed.

Guy 1 "I named my team the sons of steel cause I'm tough"

Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"