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Average

Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.

Babe, two inches isn't small, it's average - someone, probably.

by XperienceGB November 3, 2023


Average

Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.

Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:

Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.

David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)

by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx March 5, 2018


Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 25, 2021


average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, Iโ€™m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 18, 2024

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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, Iโ€™m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 18, 2024

1๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj Aem Snorelacks" (I am Snorlax) and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have an anus instead of a mouth, like a sea cucumber. Their anus doesn't exist, it closed up from Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew feces out of their face onto the person.

Oaj aem Snorelacks! Oaj aem Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
If a toilet seat is covered in feces, it is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.

by Mudane potion#069 December 26, 2024


Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023