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Goblin Dick

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

by Dringman December 5, 2009

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crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

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Green Goblin

2 Sparks and 1 blue Mad Dog (Bling-Bling flavor)... the best drink known to man

Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?

A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.

by Slash12 July 11, 2008

280๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


meth goblin

A derogatory term used in reference to long-term methamphetamine addicts due to their erratic behaviour and mannerisms, but mostly due to their ghoulish features caused by the physical side effects of the drug. See also: Tweaker, Crankhead, Burnout.

There aren't many people in Walmart at this hour; just a few random people in the aisles and a bunch of meth goblins hanging around the arcade machines.

She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.

I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.

by jkcarter March 29, 2016

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cooch goblin

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

by MamaBear420 March 28, 2016

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coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

by coochiegoblin March 22, 2016

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Mind goblin

Deez nuts

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.

by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023

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