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to jump somebodys bones is to fuck / have sex with somebody
"DA-YUM GURL YOU LOOK FINE! i wanna jump your bones (jump bones)."
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The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.
Go watch Jumpers Jump new video
Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.
SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"
His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"
SW Resident: "Nope. He died."
paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith
go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.
An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.
This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.
Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.
(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump
a busted jump is a jump done by the band busted, in which they hold a guitar and jump really high, bending their knees behind them, and often trying to hit a chord at the same time. Really good fun if you have to coreograph a dance at school and nedd to fill a few counts, just all do busted jumps!!
I think that we should all do a busted jump now, even if out dance is a slow and emotional ballad...ROCK N ROLL!!!
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