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having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.
Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?
Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
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The worst invention of anyone on the internet. Collectively known as gaiafags. Spend time being stupid, unfunny attention whores who think they're japanese.
Holy SHIT the concept of Gaia Online is gay.
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Not a very known site like "myspace", but in my opinion, its the same, but with games, and not much rape.
"omg, dude, I just got an account on gaia online!"
"wtf is that?"
"Its like myspace, but better!"
"wtf is myspace?"
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some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny
Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*
Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.
You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.
A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!
"How did you get by in Paris?"
"I played a lot of online scrabble with someone named cheeto-breath"