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the act of using your tongue as a dick substitute and ramming it into your boyfriend's butt while he sucks on your dick
oh man this is incredible oral b!!! Oral Buttsex ROCKS!!!
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When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
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Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”
After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out
Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert
Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"
Performing oral on a taco as if it were a cock.
Aww man the taco and I had fun last night doing taco oral.
The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.