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the act of using your tongue as a dick substitute and ramming it into your boyfriend's butt while he sucks on your dick
oh man this is incredible oral b!!! Oral Buttsex ROCKS!!!
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When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
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When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.
My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!
When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.
Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out
Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert
Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”