organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

organic-fart

a stinky fart that smells that smells like the compost!!!

maths room:
yay dub maths in the compost bin cant he stop eating cabbage
PE
yay no organic-fart smells out here!!!

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organized grabass

U.S. Marine Corps term for intramural football games set up in periods of slack to keep the soldiers from having too much idle time.

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Sargeant, there's a hole between mess at 1245 and policing the grounds at 1400. How about a little organized grabass for the men?" -- "Excellent idea, Corporal. Tell Johnston and Greene to ready the football supplies.

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organ grinder

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

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Pipe Organ

Common slang for a man's penis.

Hey baby, wanna play my pipe organ?

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organic dishwasher

Used to describe a person of mexican descent.

man, that chinese place needs another organic dishwasher, the dishes are piling up.

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organic turntable

Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook

w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!

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