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When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Hey guess what I did last night
What
I had a brown orgasm
Recieving a cookie and consuming it, followed by many "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"s and sexual noises and faces.
boy: are you going to eat that cookie?
girl: yep. *breaks off bit of cookie and stuffs into mouth* MMMMMMMMMMMM! OHYEAH!!! *makes orgasm face*
boy: whoa. what?
girl: that is one good cookie. mmm. oh. yes.
boy: let me try. *eats bit of cookie* OHYEAHBABY! MMMMMM!!!!!!!!
girl: it's. so. grand.
boy: cookie orgasm going on here. mmmmmmmmm.
When you work out so Intense that after you're done you lay down on the floor and this immense feeling of relief goes through the muscles which you trained. This feeling is very similar to the one you get after masturbation. Muscle Orgasm is the very reason why some people love working out.
The downside is that it will feel like Satan is Riding your back and repeatedly stabbing you while you walk through the Gates of Hell
One way of getting Muscle Orgasm is:
1 - set a timer for 3 minutes on your phone
2 - stay in a squatting position. Try not to move
3 - ONLY lay down after the timer hits 0 OR if your muscles can't handle it anymore.
4 - enjoy :)
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1. That moment of bliss that overcomes you when listening to a song and/or while at a live concert or venue. May or may not be accompanied by an actual orgasm.
2. The moment the guitarist/band member on stage gets into a musical rift and shortly after starts to shred or just have long solos.
For the listener: "Dude I was listening to this song last night and it was soo good I had a musical orgasm,"
And for the musician: "I'd been working on this new rift last night and I finally got it right and was so happy I had an instant musical orgasm,"
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When a male ejaculates multiple times a day, causing the heart to stop at another climax.
During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!
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1. (n.) The relaxed blissful state a woman is in after she has cum several times. 2. (n.) The state in which a man, after making a woman cum several times, is able to get away with saying almost anything.
She would've kicked me in the balls, but luckily she was still in her orgasm cocoon.
When your roommate & his/her partner are in the other room having sex, & their orgasms are so screaming loud, you have one just from what you heard
From her room across the hall, Michele heard Teri & Tyrone have such loud orgasms, she had a contact orgasm just from the sound!