one of the most ruthless feelings a human can feel. a hole in your soul that can only be filled with pancakes. often comes when pancakes are unavailable.
-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.
-- Is IHOP open?
-- yes.
-- where are my keys?
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When you are in the backseat of the car and you're fucking and the female smashes the males balls as flat as a pancake.
I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.
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A phrase to be yelled whilst getting raped. Nobody responds to "HELP! I'm getting raped!!" because it is not taken seriously. Everybody responds to "Free Pancakes!"
-FREE PANCAKES!!!
-Oooo, free pancakes! Let's go investigate!
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The idea originates from Chappelle's Show. It is slang for a woman who has no butt.
The butt is entirely flat as a pancake.
White Pixie: "What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt?" "Now that's what mom used to make." "Nice and flat!" "No cupping necessary." "The line starts all the way at the bottom." "It's not even a line." "Just a tiny incision if you will."
A: "Yo check that girl's ass out!"
B: "I don't know what you're talking about! She has a pancake incision."
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A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
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an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.
Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."
"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."
"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
A sex position in which 2 people, 1 male and 1 female, lay perfectly flat, face down on the bed/floor. The female then holds a plank position over the male while she holds one end of a zucchini in her vagina while the other end is in the males anus.
Jarrod: "Yea, me and Ashley are getting pretty intimate. We held a zucchini pancake for half an hour last night."