pocketing your parts

When someone puts their hands in thier pockets and pulls on their parts mainly males not as common in females.

*girl walks by*

*guy puts hands in pockets and pulls on his parts*

Jeff: did you see that fine lady?
Cody: Sure did!
Didn't she make you think about pocketing your parts?!

pocketing your parts

When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts

Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night

Part Time Pal

Those best friends who decide that it's okay to disappear for months at a time and not speak to you, only to come back as if they never left asking for a favour!

John: "I haven't heard from Peter for a while"
Mikey: "Yeah, he's such a part time pal"
Peter: "Hey guys I haven't seen you in 3 months can I borrow £300?"

That Weird Part Of Youtube

That weird part of YouTube with videos of Elmo killing Barney and the Teletubbies dancing to "Walk it Out."

"Dang bro, I'm never watching Sesame Street again."
"Were you in that weird part of YouTube last night?"
"Yep."

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part time job

A job whose hours are generally anything up to (and including) 24 hours (or 28 hours depending on the company) per week. Usually intended as a supliment to the full time staff.

Depending on the company, part time jobs may or may not have guarenteed hours (in other words some weeks you'll be lucky to get one 8 hour shift while others you might get the full 24 (or 28) hours or anything in between.

Part time jobs usually also don't have guarenteed shifts; meaning one shift you might work evenings, another days, another afternoons and maybe even nights in some cases.

The length of the shifts is also variable, could be full 8 hour days but could also only be 4-5 hour days; so if you get 24 hours, it may not be three eight-hour shifts and could be four six-hour shifts or maybe even six four hour.

The shifts, hours worked etc vary wildey from company to company.

In some companies (espcially ones with high turnover) they'll start people on as part time staff as a sort of test to see if the job is right for them. If they 'last' for a certain amount of time, they'll probbaly be asked to go full time.

Guy #1: Man, last week I got a full 24 hours and worked Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday; this week I'm only working Monday and Tuesday 9-1, what's up with that?

Guy# 1: What can say? It's a part time job; hours and shifts arn't guarenteed.

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THE TECHNIQUE PART 2

PART 11 - SHE WILL BEG FOR THIS SMEG

PART 12 - SMASH HER IN THE SUITE WITH YOUR MEAT

PART 13 - HIT THAT BUMPER AND THEN PUMP HER

PART 14 - SHOW YOUR POWER WITH A GOLDEN SHOWER

PART 15 - IT WILL BE A DUB WHEN YOU JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB

PART 16 - YOU'LL BE IN A HURRY TO SMASH THAT FURRY

PART 17 - SHE WILL COMPLY FOR THAT CREAMPIE

PART 18 - MAKE HER SOGGY WITH THAT DOGGY

PART 19 - EAT THAT BOOTY BECAUSE IT TASTES FRUITY

PART 20 - YOU'LL BE GETTING HAIRY WITH THAT MISSIONARY

YO JOE I did the technique part 2 on Britney last night however, that furry from down the street had to join in for part 16

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Do your part

A phrase used to question people to see if they have helped (subscribed) Pewdiepie to fight against the looming threat of T-Series.

Dan: Did you do your part in the T-series vs Pewdiepie war?
Bob: No....
Dan: you are an absolute disgrace

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