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Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022


Patriotic Genius

It means anything the utterer wants it to mean, therefore it doesn't mean anything to anyone. Usually used by idiots

An ex aquaintance of mine has a "fighting for Britain bulldog tattoo thingy on his arm. He's currently stationed at HMP Wandsworth, fighting for Britain. 5 years I believe. I think he's studied for loads of O Levels or whatever they call em now. 24 in total so far I reckon.

A case proven Patriotic Genius if ever there was one.

by Rupit March 6, 2018


Publicity patriot

Social media patriots.

People who have done nothing to benefit this country but are quick to defend it for attention on social media outlets. Publicity Patriots

by True patriot September 27, 2017


Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.

She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare

by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019


Patriot Missle

When a female squirts into the air, and a male attempts to blast it out of the air with his load.

Megan launched a salvo of squirt at the wall, but I intercepted it with my Patriot Missle.

by ThePatriotAct March 22, 2021


Pseudo-patriot

One who holds great pride in one's own nationality or culture, to the point of looking down upon other nations or cultures, often assuming stereotypical misrepresentations, prejudices, or inferiority to one's own nation or culture.

Examples of Pseudo-patriot Englishmen:

"Amongst a multiplicity of other topics, we took occasion to talk of the different characters of the several nations of Europe; when one of the gentlemen, cocking his hat, and assuming such an air of importance as if he had possessed all merit of the English nation in his own person, declared that the Dutch were a parcel of avaricious wretches; the French a set of flattering sycophants; that the Germans were drunken sots and beastly gluttons; and the Spaniards proud, haughty and surly tyrants: but that in bravery, generosity, clemency, and in every other virtue, the English excelled all the world." -Oliver Goldsmith in 'National Prejudices'.

by SparkySouls September 25, 2020


Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.

I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.

by Bobthedobhob April 15, 2019