Patty Hearst

A Patty Hearst is the event in which you get an erection at an awkward time.

"Hey bro, I was talking with the retarded security guard at the bank today and I got a Patty Hearst."

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Rice Patty

1. Word used to denote a retarded Asian person.

2. Pejorative term used toward an Asian person

3. A sterotypical Asian

Seok-Young, Flat-Face, Yellow-man

We don't need any more of those damned rice-patties coming to America.

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man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".

guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?

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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

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rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

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crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

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Pretty Patty

When a woman on her period takes a hot one on a guys chest and and let's the period blood drip onto it. After that is done she proceeds to lay stomach down on the guys chest and mix the feces with the blood, making it resemble a patty, with the woman being a the top bun and the man being the bottom bun

The two made a pretty patty

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