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This is when a man either:
1. Gets his cock licked and then fucks a girl so hard his cock feels 'fried'
2. Burns his cock during non-sexual activity and then gets a blowjob
1st Girl: Aahhh! Did you see him fuck Sophy! He must have a peanut brittle now!
2nd Girl: I know, right!
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The Insane Powering between two individuals on a trampoline to Overpower another, must have the same first name and/or Nickname, otherwise effect does not work as well
#1. Rory - "You Guys are Gay"
#2. Jon & Jonty - "Jon Peanut Loveeeeeeeee"
#3. JJ - "Shit Rory, You Ok Man?"
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Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.
Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get beyond a peanut wrinkle.
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The last 10% of a Peanut Butter jar that is so hard to get to with a knife.
Dave opened up the peanut butter jar and exclaimed "Aw man, all that's left is the Peanut Butt!"
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It means someone who is a pessimist and they affect everyone's mood. Peanuts can rot.
She's such a rotten peanut.
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A dumb-ass who is incapable of understanding basic concepts that come naturally to the majority of the developed world. An individual whose IQ is within 10 points or above 100.
That peanut brain called a timeout even though they had none left.
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A term used for gay men who are attracted to men with small testicles. sort of a gay equivalent of chubby chaser.
Jerry is trying to get with that old guy. nah man its cool, hes a peanut farmer so hes into it.
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