Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
literary every middle school skater kid.
"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."
Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.
Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!
Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.
Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert
Someone who spends a lot of time looking at plans/designs/blueprints.
A plan enthusiast.
Warren the plan pervert spends all day looking at plans.
Someone who is a gross weirdo in the best way possible. This is the kind of person you wouldn’t want your future kids hanging out with.
Dill- “that kid is such a sick cunt”
Ryan- “yea what a total pervert”
Bill- “did you see what joey did last night”
Ben- “lmao yea what a perv”
Carmichael- “dude this song is perverted”
you fucking pervert
"sorry for having a high sex drive i guessssssssssss" pervert
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