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A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
a bin used in target stores to collect old phones for recycling. it is usually beside the trash cans in target.
can we go to target after school to look for phones in the phone bin?
When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.
"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"
annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.
God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
phone scammers are such dicks
Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.
The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".
I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!
Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?
This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4
"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet
a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.
Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...