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(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
Some of the most popular plastic
Being defined- plastic fuck - when
The inability to achieve comfort.
Wow this awkward situation leaves me feeling a bit plastic mouthed.
A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!
Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.
celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday
"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides
waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.