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Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.
(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)
PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"
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A big blue box used up to the 1960's to temporarily hold criminals in.
Now known as the TARDIS.
Man: Hey! He stole my money!
-Man takes back wallet and forces thug into police box-
The Doctor: Whot?
Thug: It's bigger on the inside...
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A person who purposely stop others having fun
A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out
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Delhi Police is a terrorist organization based in India. Their primary objective is to assist the RSS establish a Hindu Rashtra (theocratic state) in India.
The Delhi Police stood by and waited for the Hindu terrorist to shoot at the people before escorting him to a nearby hotel for khatta dhokla and chai.
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The police or any member of law enforcement. It is most used by drug smugglers to warn their clients or fellow peddlers of approaching police officers.
Yo pedro 12(police) is on our tail!
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When a sober person asks a intoxicated male to put away either one or both testicles, after they have slipped out due to extreme drunkenness and clumsiness.
Martin: God Jack put away your ball!
Jack: FUCK YOU BALL POLICE!!!
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Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Artists
Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..
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