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The act of going to punch someone in the face but rather then punching them in the face...you kick them in the shin!
Maura walked up to Gooch and said Polish Pickle as she swing towards his face but kicked his shin. Gooch got very angry but laughed at this amazing tactic.
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A passive , tough as nails male with a high sex drive , big penis , intelligence and athletic capabilities. usually non racist and hated upon by the blacks and many other people who will just stay quiet about it.Hated because we are real,strong and talented. Desired by horny girls who want a cock fucking and observant woman who are able to read that we are the best.
Most polish guys are tall , well built , able to be romantic and tough. Polite but not suck up and stand there grounds.When a polish guy commits and believes in something you better back out because he will bust your face if you are an asshole.
Polish guys are calm and they will remain polite . If you read them wrong and go in for your little kill you may trigger something in the polish boy that he does not accept and then you will be unhappy. If he does not react to you it doesn't mean hes a pussy he just doesn't give a fuck about you or what you are saying.
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Euphemism for male masterbation.
I think I'll go in and polish the trophy.
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(Country Slang) n. A good song to slow dance to.
She got mad when an old buckle polisher came on the radio and he didn't want to dance.
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Licking the wrinkled vagina of on older lady.
The boss called Toby in her office to make him polish the bulldog when he got in trouble
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Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
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1) a delectable treat.
2) a snack similar to a hot dog.
Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.
Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!
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