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poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 5, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 27, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)

There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

2632๐Ÿ‘ 816๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.

Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.

by Skiz The Invader March 31, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon glue

Jizz; cum

โ€œI was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.โ€

by Tkrog September 29, 2018


Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 May 4, 2012


Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

by Poonacious D October 22, 2009