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-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...
Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
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When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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If someone offers you "pretzels and tootsie rolls" then they are referring to having sex. They mean a Viginia as a hole in the pretzel and a dick being a tootsie roll.
Hey sweet thing do you wanna have some pretzels and tootsie rolls tonight?
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Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.
Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.
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When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.
Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.
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noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"