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Prolegit/Pr-oh-leh-jit
something extremely "legit"
it's basically what happened when legit got through grad school and got his PHD in pro. Now he's pro legit.
Joe Blow: dude, this game is sick
Blow Joe: this game is PRO LEGIT
The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it
Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest
A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech
Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"
Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"
Someone who is not a professional prostitute or escort.
I am looking for a young woman, non-pro, who I can come to a mutually beneficial relationship with.
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Pro-Vaxxer: noun
Someone that has evaluated empirical, objective, and unbiased research into immunology (and associated scientific disciplines); versus “natural”, “holistic”, and/or other unproven/unprovable treatments; and has determined that: 1) immunology is a sound and proven science, 2) that the claims of those that deny, question, or attempt to repudiate vaccines and vaccination are meritless and very often conflicting with reality, and 3) that many of the more outrageous claims of vaccine detractors (such as vaccines containing human DNA from aborted fetuses) are unfounded rhetoric at best...and fear mongering at worst.
Noun - The pro-vaxxer patiently explained to the new mother that the stories she had heard about strange and icky things in vaccines were just stories meant to scare her.
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A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
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A social disposition that concludes that the only thing worse than abortion is the government having the authority to tell you whether you will/will not have one.
Many, if not most pro-choice believers do not relish abortion, but are committed to keeping the government out of our bedrooms, sex lives, and nurseries.
Although to a typical black/white, bible-thumping, attack dog anti-choice fundie, this automatically means that a pro-choicer not only loves abortions, but has obviously had several. Not true.
I got my ex-wife pregnant when I was 20, and we *CHOSE* to keep it; and have another.
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A Caffeine tablet with apparent 'cult' status, used by students for years to stay awake while studying or during allnighters. Sometimes gets abused by people using it as a recreational drug - even though it's not great.
person 1: Man, I stayed up all night to finnish this!
person 2: Really? I thought you were gonna crash, you looked knackered before you left
person 1: yeah, but when I got home, I had some pro plus, woke me right up :)
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