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When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.
I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
To Masturbate relentlessly.
After looking at that hot girl, whao i had to go knock a pump. Ater knockin a pump, i felt shameful.
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lil pump jet ski a miami rapper that can probably fuck you bitch in some sketchers.lil pump mom said he wont be shit he told that lil bitch that he could move these bricks.he also fucked your sister he found that bitch on twitter.
lil pump is a scientist
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act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal
Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping
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Popular Scottish internet phrase, created by fans of Rangers FC on the Follow Follow Forums in March 2006. It is used to indicate possible oppurtunities for sexual intercourse.
Man 1: "Look at how attractive that woman is"
Man 2: "Get it pumped"
Man 1: "My girlfriend and I have been having some communication problems, do you have any advice"
Man 2: "Get it pumped"
Man 1: "I have been having dark thughts, depression, suicide, what can I do to stop this"
Man 2: "Get it pumped"
or it can be used in a sarcastic tense, such as;
Man 1: "Jo Brand"
Man 2: "Get it pumped"
Somebody posts a picture of any female
reply : get it pumped
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(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.
"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
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