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When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!
I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.
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When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day
"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"
When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"
Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do
“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.
People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.
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verb, slang; be promiscuous, sleep around (Scottish dialect)
Dinnae punt aroond oan ays, ya deceitful cunt!