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The act of sticking your finger in a girls vagina or butthole and using her as a finger puppet.
I would love to turn her into my finger puppet.
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noun. a good looking, funny guy who attracts all sorts of women, similar to how all kids love puppets. You want to hate him but you just can't.
He is such a pussy puppet, every woman loves that guy!!
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As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.
"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
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(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.
Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.
Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
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Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."
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This is a tactic preformed just as you are finishing sexual intercourse. You pull out of your partner and ejaculate in your hands, then proceed to shower them with the ejaculate that is in your hands. After this is done, there will more than likely be sticky strings of your ejaculate leading from your hands to your partner where the ejaculate landed. At this point, you begin to move your fingers like a puppet master would manipulate his puppet and say something like "Dance my puppet, DANCE!"
"I was having sex with trevor last night and he pulled out right before he came and threw his cum all over me! The jerk puppet mastered me!"
"I told jeremy to give me the puppet master last night when we were done. It was SO hot!"
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the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
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Porn slang for a male porn actor
"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."
"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."
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