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When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
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To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.
I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.
The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.
I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.
what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !
person 1: oh no you didnt!
person 2: oh yes i did!
Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.
Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.
to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo
The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.