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When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
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An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.
John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No
Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.
I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.
to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo
The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.
Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.
"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"
or
"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"
The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.
Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.