When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
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to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo
The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.
Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.
"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"
or
"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"
The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.
John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No
what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !
person 1: oh no you didnt!
person 2: oh yes i did!
Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.
Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.