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A community on Livejournal where questions are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!11

The internets is ANGRY!

by Elitist November 15, 2004

8πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


advantageous questions

To take advantage of someone who is drunk by asking them questions they would not answer if sober.

To hit on someone with pick up lines just because they are too drunk to notice.

"Hey man, I'm so drunk, I'd answer anything. Ask me some advantageous questions."

by nickypicky225 July 23, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


question man

the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'

the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.

i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........

after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!

i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!

by michael foolsley August 16, 2010

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Question Point

1. n. Punctuation used at the end of a question. Ex: ?
2. v. To die slowly, usually involving being incincerated slowly in a small New York town named Dobbs Ferry.
3. adj. Stupid beyond belief.

History: An Ancient Japanese phrase created by the Wada family, meaning Joanna should die.

Synonyms: question mark, fecal matter, death cab for cutie

1. Is that you Question Point!
2. Hey Exclamation mark?
1. What the fuck!
2. You are so question point?
1. What did you say!
2. I said, look at that ancient japanese guy muttering ancient japanese phrases?
J. QUESTION POINT?!?!?!

by D. Toshiro McKee SUCKAA July 19, 2004

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Questionable Content

A frightfully shitty webcomic by has-been writer/illustrator extraordinaire Jeph Jacques. During the course of the story, which ranks in repetition and boringness with megatokyo, Jaques' artistic abilities have matured, but his dismal writing talents have stayed constant.

Dude: "Anyone know where I can find an enormously unfulfilling slice-of-life webcomic?"

Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."

by Anony)ous November 7, 2009

86πŸ‘ 331πŸ‘Ž


captain questions

one who asks a teacher several questions usually at the end of class, therefore prolonging class time

A. (Captain Questions)Excuse me teacher.
B. (Pissed off classmate) We'd be out of here if Catain Obvious would stop asking questions.

by Eric Dolton September 24, 2003

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Stupid Question

Sometimes, Usually, Always asked by a small fella surnamed β€˜Middleton’ and is quite often a question that could be answered by a foetus.

I know you said dinner time, and you’re sick of stupid questions; but can you numerically clarify what you mean?

by Meadowschad March 5, 2021

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