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waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.
Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.
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When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat
Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.
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To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"
(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)
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Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.
Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.
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When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.
Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!
When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.
“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”
A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.
I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.