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When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.
“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.
Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.
My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.
When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.
Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!
(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
When you try to commit an act on someone that person can flip it and reverse the act on you
"Why are you walking funny"
"I was going to do anal with my girl but she decided she was going toflip it and reverse it"
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Fucking a chick in a Pakistani drill-press position, and as your about to blow, pull out and pour a half glass of sand into her vagina. Follow sand with load.
She was absolutely livid that a perfectly enjoyable Pakistani drill-press turned into a totally unexpected reverse sandbox.
A Reverse Harrison is when a person receives a Harrison, they in turn suck that Harrison in and blow it back into the original farters face.
I tried to give Mike a harrison, but he was ready for it and gave me a reverse harrison.