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A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.
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Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.
Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.
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The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.
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Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.
Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit
A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.
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A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.
Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.
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when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald
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He packs a fat dip and he rolls downtown on his green tractor he ain't fuckin around. Hes got a flip phone like it's the year 2000. Also he gon steal his sister and make it his wife. He's the meanest most rooting tooting cowboy in north collins. Also he IS the king of the bunk.
Hey you see Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer? He's the king of the bunk.
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