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Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.
Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.
Do not ever try this!
"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.
A cryptic reference to male masturbation.
Masturbation causes the release of endorphins, which helps one relax. So it’s actually not surprising that after a perceived crisis one would play backstroke roulette.
The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
Much like Russian Roulette, except with a Western twist. Western Roulette is played sitting around a fire, then tossing a handful of live ammunition into the flames.
Clint Eastwood is the only man alive who survived a round of Western Roulette with Chuck Norris.
Being that bored, you scroll through your recent URL's and pick one at random.
Lucas - i was soo bored i decided to play URL Roulette and ended up Rick rolling myself!
Nicky - lmfao
Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?
Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.
Jim: Fuckin' what now?
Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.
Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.