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A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.
Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l
When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.
I gave my girlfriend a rude Rick two nights ago.
The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
Rude by name, and an absolute wrong’un by nature. You can find him drinking a can of hooch, not paying his child support or sneaking away from social gatherings without sayin goodbye. He loves raves, dnb and listening to Miley Cyrus on the sly. Overall, he’s a bit of a prick, but his rude gurl wouldn’t be without him.
Phil: hi, I’m Rude Boi, JD please
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?
Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?