Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.

CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.

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Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

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Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.

Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.

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Pubic safety

A phrase which can be used to refer to college public safety/campus police forces. The phrase highlights the common ineptitude found amongst the campus gestapo.

Pubic safety caught me drinking in my dorm again!

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Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

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safety pin

that metal, pointy thing you see punks put on ther clothes, backpacks, jackets or maby even their ears. usually used to hold shit together.

johnny rotten from the sex pistols started the whole saftey pin fad bitch!!!!!

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safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

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