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salad fingers

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.

I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?

by Matt Hill February 22, 2005

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Button Salad

refers to a ridiculous web page or application screen with many (more than 6) different styles of buttons/links on it

this page is crazy.... it looks like button salad!

by heuristic June 15, 2009


logo salad

Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.

Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.

by nothankyoureally June 12, 2011


chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad

"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"

by Sai Alfaron February 19, 2014


Salad Slapper

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)

"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"

by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018


Vodka Salad

V8 Fusion and Vodka.

A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.

Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"

Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."

by MeanJoeFunStory March 29, 2014


tall salad

A sexual act where a girl eats out the guys anus while the guy is standing.

Dude, I just got a tall salad yesterday from my girlfriend, and it was so good! oral sex anus booty

by CountKram May 30, 2017