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When one of the neighbors get evicted and you pick through their things after the landlord puts their stuff on the lawn.
"Awesome dragon shaped coffee table dude! Where did you get it? Ghetto garage sale man."
Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.
Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.
We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.
They have a black Friday and just revealed a black monday now I am introducing a black week sale
We really enjoyed the black week sale
When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.
Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
A child that is wearing clothes that do not go together. Or clothes that have been thrown on with no care in the world to what they might look like.
What a odd pairing of clothes, doesn't she look like a jumble sale kid.
When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.
I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.
Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.
Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-