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The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!
Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.
a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.
She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.
It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.
a derogative term for a person who
1)lives in the middle east
2)Of middle eastern decent
Jim walks off the subway covered in coffee and sees Dave
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.
Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!
Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.
Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.
One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.