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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019


just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019


crowd score

1. Adjective/noun, similar to ground score, that describes cool people you meet in the wild.

2. Verb meaning to come across someone randomly/serendipitously that you really click with.

Both definitions imply that you intend to add them to your collection of friends or positive memories. Crowd score experiences typically happen at music festivals but are not limited to that location alone.

1. "You're my favourite crowd score of the festival, but shh don't tell the others that"
"I invited my crowd score to the afters, just wait til you meet them"

2. "I crowd scored them at Shambhala and we've been raving together ever since"

by tigger_tal June 05, 2025


free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 08, 2019


Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!

After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!

by TPNTV2@gmail.com May 05, 2025


Jessica Score

A totally awesome girl that loves family more than anything is strong under pressure who loves with all her heart basically one totally vivacious chick!!

Wow see Jessica Score over there oh man were lucky. She's one of a kind!

by Jessica Score December 18, 2016


Skeletor Score

A maximum score of 180 in darts. Possibly started by an errant dart at double-13

That lucky bastard just hit a skeletor score

by ThatBastardDiamond March 11, 2008