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Sebastian is a big poop who thinks he's cool but actually is a big crap who hangs out with girls two years older than him
sebastian: hey everyone
everyone: go die you stupid poop
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This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.
Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.
Sebastian is crazy.
Don’t be like Sebastian.
Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?
Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.
Guy1: - runs away frantically.
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“Hey look, he has a BIG COCK, he must be Sebastian.”
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Where do you start? Sebastian is a head ass boy who typically can be located in the United States or Europe. He looks like the old man from Up. But, hear me out... built like the boy scout dude. His workout routine involves beating his meat with a water bottle. Yes, his chode fits. Then, he goes to the gym and swims like a cebas. In conclusion, Sebastians are head asses.
Stephany: Yo, is that Sebastian.
Sebastian: Si, yo soy bebe. Come to me ;)
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He is a people person very strong-willed he can get any girl by making them smile. When you look into his eyes you feel at home.he is always making jokes he likes to drink and gives the best back hugs when you crying washing dishes or feeling fat. He will do anything to make you happy even at his own expense.he will also flirt a lot but don't get mixed signals he's just being kind. He loves dogs and any animals have a fantastic smile .
Sebastian all the girls want him he's such a player
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A legit Manwhore. Dude can have sexual intercourse with anybody and he don’t care. He could have herpes, aids doesn’t matter, he still gonna be fuckin’. Overall he’s pretty kewl.
Fag 1: bro, Imma Sebastian dude.
Fag 2: What!! Brooo no you’re not. I don’t think.
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Stupid, and tall and skinny. Will SCREAM your name randomly and terrify you. He is a big rat. I am lil rat.
He is still funny though and will go to any movie you force him to.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH down hallway
You: oh, it's just Sebastian.
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