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National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.

The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.

by Breedbot December 31, 2022

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security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.

security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022


private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021


pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023


security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre

by Sir. B September 11, 2021


Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'

"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."

by Juzst November 8, 2020


MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA

A coupling nightmare that has more ROOTS in it's origin of AGGRAVATION.

OK PEDIPHILE bashing is on the G00GLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER.

Cast of characters: LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE former CEO G00GLE, BRIAN C. CORNELL TARGET CEO AND A YUM, and a LIT UP (TURNED ON PORNOCAR)TESLA DEALER.

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG.NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.684 WASTE ASS PIT SEX LAS VEGAS.

Here is the problem as HOMOSEXUAL , ELDER and the last bastion of AGGRAVATUON this MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA ,1555 PLYMOUTH . The ALLIED SECURITY UNIFORMS read G00GLE SECURITY as same BUGGERS from VEGAS cone along and as " I AM being told to leave the TOXIC WASTE DUMP G00GLE just bought after being SHOOED away yelling "all you did is change UNIFORMS" CIVIL ENGINAEER my suitcases missing a ROCK BOOK and my AMAZON CONNECTOR. ALAN, have twenty minutes to leave TRUMP ORGANIZATION 1555 TOXIC DUMP "as I am yelling about that HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS and HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS in REDWOOD CITY.

WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA called into ASSEY JASSY ANDY WH0LE F00DS and steal $10 from me, my receipt from AMAZON TABLET FIRE 7 just purchased being IN CAH00TS with the MOUNTAIN VIEW POLICE as causing AGGRAVATED MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA. Another LAPDOG ZOMBIE H0M0SEXUAL as PEDOPHILE FAGG0T'S ALAN I WALDMAN

JAMES ALLEN NELSON at the at time there before ICE at the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP set the CEO'S tone for MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA causing a VYING of the CORPORATE CEO BASHING after feeding ALAN I WALDMAN.SHITEATER a FEAST to the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE of MANDATORY PISS DRINK-ING and MANDATORY SHIT-EATING at the I FEAST.FIESTA in HENDERS0N NEVADA that is now closed for good at STATION'S CASIN0.

86 MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA as 117 = 86 or 306 = 240.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022